Limericks
There once was a reject named Nestor
who wanted to be a court jester.
He fell on his back
rehearsing his act.
Now hospital staff he does pester.
A superstitious laddie was I.
Not to walk under ladders I'd try.
I stepped on a line,
which fractured my spine.
Now I eat four-leaf clover pot pie.
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