When I am out of college,

free from anyone and everyone,

I will wear ragged poor clothing

such as ripped up jeans with holes by the knees,

shirtless, and really dirty

by wallowing in a mud puddle,

and beg for money even though

I will be filthy rich.

I will eat out at elaborate Italian restaurants,

be served as if I were a god

and order everything on the menu.

I will only want a few possessions,

but those would be exotic,

fancy, and of course expensive…

maybe a couple of mansions,

some Ferraris with spider doors

and a few really hot chicks.

Also I will have several summer vacation homes

in Tahiti, some over-the-water bungalows.

I will speak like a black man,

always swear in every sentence,

and say "Shootz, cous'!"

My advice to you people out there is,

"Be yourself and have fun

because you only live once!"

 

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