Warning…

 

When I am out of college

I am going to wear tattered jeans, accompanied by a tight white under-shirt.

I shall eat my way through life, stocking up on fine cut meat

and the latest flavors of muscle milk to build the sexy body I will have.

I shall spend my money, no, my inheritance on flashy technology

like the latest version of the iPhone.

I shall drive a lightning yellow Lamborghini,

with chrome rims that match my bright yellow car.

So when you pass by me, my car will shout at you,

saying "Compared to me your car is trash"

I shall say to others when they ask my secret,

"Be yourself, and have no question within your mind. Feel invisible, like nothing can stop you from getting what you want."

 

So this is a warning to all,

when I am out of college be prepare to drool over

my hot body,

my flashy technology,

my lightning yellow Lamborghini

and my freedom,

For I am being myself, the person with all the courage to do what he want.

 

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